GRUFFAGE IS THE GROATS OF THE GRINLESS GRUMP
Gruffage is the groats of the grinless grump
Gruffage to the Grump is as roughage to the rump.
Onlyness is the focus of the first in line.
Loneliness is the focus of the Xerox mind.
Now that that’s settled, turn ’em loose in the gallery, separate the interested from the “Interesting, dahling” and sell ‘em whatever the **** they want.