WORDS THAT RHYME WITH ORANGE
Why only two opinions to every issue?
Why only two political parties?
Why only left and right?
Right and wrong?
Good and bad?
Green and ripe?
I prefer red white and blue.
Words that rhyme with orange.
And twenty kinds of potato chips.
Kissing the lips of the women I loved and
Every kind of candy imaginable.
BACK TO THE PLANET OF THE APES
Many of my friends with whom I have enjoyed the convenience of cellular conversations, no longer answer when I call; they tell me I should text. The result is that I have fewer cellular conversations.
Texting is not a replacement for speech; it is in fact, a threat to spoken vocabulary. We all possess several vocabularies. The most limited of these sub-categories is Text Language which is the smallest of them all. TL is quickly replacing our reporting vocabulary, our reading vocabulary and our conversational vocabulary, all of which until recently were for most people our largest vocabularies.
The smart phone is returning us to a Planet of the Apes.
Note: I had an emergency surgery yesterday on my right hand. I had an ugly, rapid growth squamous cell interfering with the use of my right hand. I shall return On October 1 2014.