A CONVERSATION BETWEEN CURIOUS ABNER AND THE PSYCHEDELIC TOAD
Curio: Hey Psycho, ya want some peanuts.
Psycho: Nah, I eat bugs, Man.
Curio: Carnivores need fiber too.
Psycho: Don’t think so.
Curio: I don’t believe this; I just now finished eating one half cup of peanuts on the half shell. The dregs from my snack fill a cup;
Why do you think that happened?
Psycho: “Why” is a road paved with good intentions but which travels through an orchard of wormy apples.
Curio: Okay Wise Guy, I’ll ignore the inane metaphor and ask you what you think my question should be.
Psycho: You’re way ahead of me Curio; that was the right question.
Curio: Really!! So what does your Royal Hoppiness think my next
question should be?
Psycho: Dude… Go for it. You are definitely on a roll.
Curio: I am? So, how’s by come I ended up with more trash than I
Psycho: I’m not sure Curio. Are you talkin’ about the way you eat or the way you think?