A CONVERSATION BETWEEN CURIOUS ABNER AND THE PSYCHEDELIC TOAD

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A CONVERSATION BETWEEN CURIOUS ABNER AND THE PSYCHEDELIC TOAD


Curio:     Hey Psycho, ya want some peanuts.

Psycho: Nah, I eat bugs, Man.

Curio:     Carnivores need fiber too.

Psycho:  Don’t think so.

Curio:      I don’t believe this; I just now finished eating one half cup of peanuts on the half shell. The dregs from my snack fill a cup;
Why do you think that happened?

Psycho: “Why” is a road paved with good intentions but which travels  through an orchard of wormy apples.

Curio:      Okay Wise Guy, I’ll ignore the inane metaphor and ask you what  you think my question should be. 

Psycho: You’re way ahead of me Curio; that was the right question.

Curio: Really!! So what does your Royal Hoppiness think my next
question should be?

Psycho: Dude… Go for it. You are definitely on a roll.

Curio: I am? So, how’s by come I ended up with more trash than I
started with?

Psycho: I’m not sure Curio. Are you talkin’ about the way you eat or the way you think?

 

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